A lesson in toadstools

Cascara Troll: brown hair (a bit frizzy), hazel eyes and a left foot with four toes. She likes to eat collage-ruled paper and lie on her belly waiting for rain.

Excitement

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All in favor? I

I call this meeting to order--will the exchequer of the "e" please rise? Yes, you. The Citizen Masters of Phonological Order my require gags. Yes? Thank you. And the superlative umlaut can remain meekly in the corner, please. Now Let the disruption begin!

Fur itt wus upoon thes di wee deklare tee disuloosun uf standarised orthowgrffy. Leet all leeters ruhn apon tee hurth und bee free.

And all the small orthographically challenged children rejoiced for this was not their fate. And oh how beautifully the vowels ran amok and there were superlative stops hard upon every ending.